Waiting

I'm watching the movie Waiting at the moment and it reminds why I don't want to go back into the restaurant industry. There were so many things that pissed me off when I was a server.

• Customers who start the meal off with telling me how horrible the last visit they had was. If it was so horrible, WHY DID YOU COME BACK?! Seriously, you didn't have a good experience, yet you're willing to give your money to this company again? You're probably also the person that picks the same damn lotto numbers every week. You're just too boring to try something new.
• That martyr who tells me how awful the food is, but refuses to allow me to fix it. Ever hear the cliche "cutting your nose off to spite your face"? That's you.
• The bad tippers. If you can't afford to tip, don't go out to eat. It's not like you don't know you're supposed to tip before you went out to eat.
  
• Oh! Here's one I love: "I'd like a glass of water and a bowl full of lemons." How cheap can you be?! Making your own lemonade in a restaurant?!